"Quantum's whereabouts are at the moment unknown following his pursuit of the pirates. As for Woody, he has been visible on the Texas Hold'em desk and looks oblivious to his partner's absence." -- excerpt from the sphere log of Agent Helmsley
"The Caribbean cruise used to be one other of Woody's principles. i do not even like boats. If I did, I would've enlisted within the army rather than the Army." -- Eric Henderson a.k.a. Quantum
"The most fun components of my day are while I beat Garcia at gin rummy. Now this sexpot agent tells us there are superheroes and pirates roaming the boat and it makes my safeguard watch worthy while." -- Janey, dead night to eight shift
"The athletic one has the entire character of a stale slice of bird jerky, and the loco one has the tongue of a (translation unavailable)." -- aged Cuban woman
"Of the entire hassle we bumped into, my least favourite half used to be while the tone-deaf man sang a tune that jogged my memory of my ex-girlfriend. I threw up in my mouth a little." --Woodrow van Chelton
"So be it if we damage the heroes' aar and aar." -- Captain Cragg
Meanwhile, Vincent van Goat suffers a gentle case of indigestion.